All You Need To Be Impossibly French

Saw this on Amazon while looking for Paris travel books. I was intrigued, katuwaan lang. Anyway,my ten point summary of the book would be:

1. Be effortlessly stylish (magdadamit ka na lang din, ayusin mo na)
2. Move as much as you can, whenever you can (no need for formal exercise)
3. Wear good, matching lingerie (oh diba?)
4. Embrace aging (di na daw kailangan ng surgery/botox)
5. Do put your best face forward (be willing to try some make up and anti-aging creams)
6. Be careful of girlfriends (parang paranoid sila)
7. Eat well (para daw to also stay slim)
8. Feed your brain, be smart (have a valid role model, read)
9. Don't be accessible. ("Elegance is refusal" - Coco Chanel)
10. Be an all around woman, but delegate if you must (career, family)

Be like the French or not?