It was snail-paced slow in the store today and I was over at Men's. I almost grew roots there. It was so dead. Anyway, I had two irritating experiences with customers today.
Irritating Customer # 1 a.k.a. Loser 1 :
L1: Do you have neck ties?
C: I'm sorry but we don't carry neck ties at the Gap but you can try Banana.
L1: What the hell is wrong with the Gap?!? Nothing's here anymore. Banana would be too big for my kid. Gap Kids is too small, don't you get it?? (In a really snapping-at-me sort of way)
C: Buzz off creep! I'm sorry that your kid's not kid-like in terms of sizing. It's not my problem if he's a huge kid you know. You don't have to be rude and snap at me *ONLY IN MY HEAD OF COURSE*
Irritating Customer # 2 a.k.a. Loser 2 :
(This was actually a group of rowdy young Filipinos!)
L2: Can you get this size and this size etc... blah blah...
C: Okay, hold on a sec, I'll be right back!
L2: Can we get your phone number?
C: Not really! Besides I'm working right now.
L2: Come on, we came all the way from Newark!
C: Then you should at least buy something
para sulit yung biyahe ninyo.
L2: Blah Blah, your number, take you out to dinner, Blah Blah (in THAT icky sort of way)
C: God damn buy something! *ONLY IN MY HEAD AGAIN OF COURSE*
L2: your number, take you out on a date, BLAH BLAH BLAH!
C: Tell you what, let me just give you my email address because I don't give out my number. (I walked to the register, got a calling card and wrote down a FAKE email address)
L2
: Uy! Salamat ah! We'll email you! (in THAT icky sort of way again)
C: HA! Buzz off creeps! Such, such ugly cheapskates! Being a fellow Filipino doesn't give you guys any sicko feelings of the right to verbally hound/harass me like that. Drat, I should have called our security and had them thrown out. Our incredible hulk should have been there.
*ONLY IN MY HEAD AGAIN, AGAIN OF COURSE*
Then again, customers are ALWAYS right so... I should just let this one go...