I'm Sorry Officer, Thank You Officer

I got pulled over for speeding. On two streets. I was apparently going 55mph on 40mph and 40mph on 25mph roads. Bigla na lang may wang wang sa likod ko, I pulled to the side thinking na may emergency somewhere. Ako pala may sala.
P: "Your driver's license, registration and insurance ma'am. Do you know why I pulled you over?"
M: "Uhm, aah, nope, not really"
P: "For speeding. Any reason why you're going so fast?"
M: "not really, just going to the market to get food"
P: *went back to his nifty police car and probably pulled up my life on his laptop. walks back to me and stares at my eyes, saying good, you have your contacts on as it's indicated here that you need prescription eyewear. I'm going to let you go this time as I see you don't have any points yet."
M: "Ah I'm sorry officer, thank you officer!" *whew!!! I was thinking of the huge fine as this would have been a moving violation.
P: "AND GO S-L-O-W!!!!"
Promise I had no idea I was going that fast noh!!! Yung mini kasi eh. Mukha lang mabilis noh.