I'm chatting with my good, good friend B right now. I miss him very, very much. He's always been one of my closest friends from school. We tried to catch up on everything happening in our lives and it feels nice in spite of my being depressed & sad & all. Anyway... He can always, always make me laugh no matter what. Sometimes, it doesn't make any sense but we always have a good laugh.
B: I know somebody who wants to buy a baby elephant.
C: How much?
B: Php 5000 lang.
C: Ang mura naman!!!
B: Eh paano, pango yung elepante!
C: How come it seems like it's always US who have to be the bigger person?
B: Dahil maalat ang tuyo...
We may not be in constant communication with each other all the time but I know the bond is forever there and it will always be very easy for us to pick up where we left off. I've known him since I was four or five years old and I think we'll continue to be friends until we live to a hundred. =P
I have a joke too....:)
ReplyDeleteAnnoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell 'naughty' stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.
The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began.' They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France.' The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. 'Young ladies,' said the professor with a broad smile, 'the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon.'
good one!
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